Things Customers Say

• Would you like that in a waffle cone or regular cone? "yes a cone"
• "Wow! There are too many flavors! You should just have 3! It's too hard to choose"
• On a hot day "boy you must be raking it in!"
• On a cold day, walking by shaking their heads "not such a good day for ice cream is it?"
• "SIX DOLLARS FOR AN ICE CREAM!!!! That's CRAZY!"
• After buying the above ice cream anyway "Woah, this scoop is way too big"
• "80 flavors huh, I'll have a single vanilla"
• "I'll have a double, but can you make the scoops small? I'm on a diet"
• Most children under 5, "I want pink!"
• "Do those 2 generators really run all 6 freezers?'' ( 2 Honda 2000i, yes they do)
• "Do you have any with nuts?" ( we have 13 with nuts)
• "Could you wash the scoop for me? I'm allergic to nuts" (this one terrifies me btw since all our ice cream could have come in contact with nuts anywhere from the factory to the scoops touching nuts in a previous ice cream scoop, I have no desire for anyone to get sick from my ice cream, so I really dislike washing a scoop to make it safe to eat ice cream because I don't think it is safe. I usually decline unless they really insist that they know their allergies and will be fine).
• "Do you have any lactose free?" (yes)
• "Do you have any yogurts?" (yes)
• "Do you have any for diabetics?" (yes)
• "Do you have any dog ice cream?" (no! I'm not kidding people ask me these things. Apparently there is a kind of ice cream made just for pets that has no sugar in it. Maybe we'll have to start selling to a whole new clientèle)